{"id":7301,"date":"2020-06-15T08:51:12","date_gmt":"2020-06-15T06:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/?p=7301"},"modified":"2020-06-15T08:54:30","modified_gmt":"2020-06-15T06:54:30","slug":"tic-tac-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/?p=7301","title":{"rendered":"Tic – Tac"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

C\u00e2teva zile mi-a fost suspendat contul de FB din cauza unor „opinii incomode”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 ideal e sa pui poze cu m\u00e2\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil vor mai urma si altele suspend\u0103ri de asta de azi \u00eencerc s\u0103 fug \u0219i pe blog unde am pus cea mai „frumoas\u0103” poveste de cenzur\u0103 de la noi. Din vremurile c\u00e2nd progresi\u0219tii erau al\u021bii : <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cand vechii comuni\u0219ti au luat puterea in Romania, ru\u0219ii aveau obiceiul s\u0103 confi\u0219te toate bunurile personale purtate la vedere, mai ales ceasuri, pe care le cereau spun\u00e2nd „Davai ceas”.
In zilele alea , Constantin T\u0103nase a compus un cuplet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eR\u0103u a fost cu \u00abwas ist das\u00bb
Da-i mai r\u0103u cu \u00abdavai ceas\u00bb”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comuni\u0219tii ( \u0103ia vechi\ud83d\ude02 ) i-au cerut sa nu mai spun\u0103 poanta \u0219i atunci Tanase a ap\u0103rut pe scen\u0103 \u00eentr-un palton \u0219i cu m\u00e2inile pline cu ceasuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sala a aplaudat in delir dar actorul nu a scos nici un cuv\u00e2nt.
Si-a deschis paltonul , a scos un ceas uria\u0219 spunand doar at\u00e2t :
„El tic, eu tac, el tic, eu tac”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dou\u0103 zile mai t\u00e2rziu Constantin Tanase era mort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci \u0219i acu\u0219i \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2teva zile mi-a fost suspendat contul de FB din cauza unor „opinii incomode”. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 ideal e sa pui poze cu m\u00e2\u021be. Probabil vor mai urma si altele suspend\u0103ri de asta de azi \u00eencerc s\u0103 fug \u0219i pe blog unde … Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scrise-cu-negru"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7301"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7301"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7304,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7301\/revisions\/7304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}