{"id":5058,"date":"2012-12-05T10:28:17","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T08:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/?p=5058"},"modified":"2012-12-05T10:28:55","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T08:28:55","slug":"stirea-de-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/?p=5058","title":{"rendered":"Stirea de azi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le recomand colegilor mei din televiziune iesirea din sabloane de tipul &#8222;anul asta Mos Nicolae e mai sarac&#8221; sau &#8222;de Mos Nicoale iarna si-a intrat in drepturi&#8221;. Si le-as recomanda o stire de breaking news in care e vorba de bani, maritis si fete frumoase. Adica exact ce cauta ei, zi de zi&#8230;Iata stirea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fetele unui om s\u0103rac nu se puteau m\u0103rita din cauza saraciei de acasa. Fata cea mare a ajuns la vremea m\u0103riti\u0219ului si un preot a l\u0103sat noaptea la u\u0219a casei in care locuiau fetele un s\u0103cule\u021b cu aur sperand ca astfel o sa-i dea un sprijin in viata&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Povestea s-a repetat \u00eentocmai \u0219i c\u00e2nd a venit vremea de mariti\u0219 pentru cea de a doua fat\u0103. C\u00e2nd i-a venit vremea \u0219i celei de a treia fete, tatal fetelor a stat de paz\u0103 pentru a afla cine era cel care le-a f\u0103cut bine fetelor . Omul a stat de paza \u0219i l-a v\u0103zut pe preotul care tocmai l\u0103sa s\u0103cule\u021bul cu aur. Prelatul a urcat pe acoperi\u0219 \u0219i a dat drumul s\u0103cule\u021bului prin hornul casei, \u00eentr-o \u0219oseta pus\u0103 la uscat, ca sa nu fie vazut de ceilalti cand face bine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Prelatul se numea Nicolae&#8230;Mai tarziu, Mos Nicolae&#8230;Binele se face in decenta si discretie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nicolae de Mira ar fi fost unul din cei 318 participan\u021bi ai Conciliului de la Niceea.<\/p>\n<p>Ignoratii pe morocanosii de la televizor care anunta cataclisme, scumpiri&#8230;Macar azi, maine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro\/media\/1\/1\/1706\/7781377\/1\/sfantul-nicolae-604-wikipedia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"454\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le recomand colegilor mei din televiziune iesirea din sabloane de tipul &#8222;anul asta Mos Nicolae e mai sarac&#8221; sau &#8222;de Mos Nicoale iarna si-a intrat in drepturi&#8221;. Si le-as recomanda o stire de breaking news in care e vorba de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/?p=5058\">Continu\u0103 s\u0103 cite\u0219ti <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scrise-cu-negru"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5058"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5060,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5058\/revisions\/5060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dannegru.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}